Joy Ride

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback

I like the last part… lol~!!

Looking back with hatred
At the abominable damnation thats been
Time would never leave me elated
Nor can my anger be satiated

Sometimes I just curse
And curse and curse
And then, cuss even more
But the words are all the same

Guilt for the moments lost and chances missed
Converted to anger with times passing
Ever ready to combust
Ever dwelling in a haze of bloodlust

To most of every Tom, Dick and Harry out there
Whom of which I met before this
Cursed be the day I met and knew you
I fall asleep thinking death should claim you

Two indelible words fit my thoughts for you
Though I don?t mean half of what it means
Nor is it the vilest insult there is
But no doubt it is as I say it

Fuck You
For everything
Everything theres been
Everything that lived and died

- NIMROD -

a very angry poem… but I like it~!! Bravo for Nimrod!! You’re my man~!!

I like this song very much - Stand By Me (Ben E. King)

When the night has come and the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we’ll see
No, I won’t be afraid, oh I won’t be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

* And darling, darling, stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won’t cry, I wont cry, no i won’t shed a tear
Just as long as u stand, stand by me

(Repeat * )

So darling, darling, stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you’re in trouble, just stand by me
Oh, stand by me, woh stand,
Oh, stand by me……